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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Type 2 diabetics

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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