Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Your Mom.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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