Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

You're Adopted.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

womens rights

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why did the jew die Really...

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Your Mom.

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