Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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