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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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