- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

No.

Xzibit

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

A cow says moo and explodes.

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