What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Anti Joke

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