- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

why was the man sad? his wife died

eloise dey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Fiats

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

poopoo

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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