Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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