Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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