- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What time is it? 20:45.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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