Wanna know something fishy? A fish

im black

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Hearpin my durp

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Penis

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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