You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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