I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

pickle juice?

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

whats your name? bumder:)

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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