- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."