How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

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