What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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