Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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