What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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These Jokes suck.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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