Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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