What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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your mum

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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John Stamos.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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My life :(

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Anti Joke

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