How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Wheelchair high jump

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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