whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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I never asked for this.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Anti Joke

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