- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What causes floods? Too much water.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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