Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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