What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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The BCS

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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