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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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