What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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