How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Type 2 diabetics

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