- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

You know what sucks? Yes.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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