what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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TIMMAH!

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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