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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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