The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Alex Eggbert

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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