- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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