How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

your mum

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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