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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy