- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

I had my period 3 days ago.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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