A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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