God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

gay marriage.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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