How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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hipsters

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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