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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

whats black? a black man

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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