- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

U mad?

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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