A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Dogs in my home.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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