A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Penal Dysfunction

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

fack me in the ace! CC

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Penis

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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