What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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GONNA

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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