Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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This is not an anti joke.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Zach Barlow

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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