What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

#Hanging Degus

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Jersey Shore

i like turtals and kids

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Woman's rights.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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