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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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