womens rights to vote

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Zach Barlow

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Dogs in my home.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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