religion.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Anti-joke.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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