- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Pokemon go: Team mystic

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Rebecca Black

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

yo mama's so fat!!!

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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