What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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KKK

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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