- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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