A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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School

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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